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Tuesday, June 2, 2009


I love bacon! LOVE IT! Put it in or on anything, and it makes it better. Bacon-wrapped, bacon-encrusted, bacon-infused, just plain bacon. It's crispy, it melts in your mouth. It's amazing. I'd probably eat bacon-wrapped shit . . . but only if it were my own. I mean, c'mon, I have standards.

Honestly, I think the number one reason that Jews constitute such a small minority of the world's population is because one of our rules is that we can't eat bacon . . . that, and our small penises . . .

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