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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

How'd You Sleep?

I hate when you share a bed or a room with someone who wakes up before you (a fate which befalls me all-too-frequently due to my predilection for slumber), and as soon as you open your eyes for a split second, even if you're just rolling onto your side, ask, "How'd you sleep?" Motherfucker, I'm still sleeping! Shhh! It's like when you're at a restaurant and someone asks you how your food is before you even finish chewing your first bite. Give me a second!!!

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