Sirens

Whenever I have to slow down and pull my car to the side of the road so an ambulance or fire truck can pass, I don't think, "Man, let me get out of the way so the authorities can more quickly tend to whatever emergency demands their attention; I hope no one's hurt." I get annoyed and think, "Some fucking idiot screwed something up, and now we all have to be inconvenienced for this jackass's ineptitude."