I'm Joining The Blue Collar Comedy Tour

If you see a grown-ass man on a kid's bike, you know you're probably in a bad neighborhood.

Should I parlay that thought into my own version of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck" bit?

--You might be in a bad neighborhood if you see bars on all the residential windows.

--You might be in a bad neighborhood if you see someone using a payphone.

--You might be in a bad neighborhood if you see a low-riding Mitsubishi Lancer with tinted windows, spinning rims, and a spoiler.

--You might be in a bad neighborhood if you see a liquor store . . . next to a pawn shop . . . next to a bail bonds service . . . next to a check-cashing establishment.

--You might be in a bad neighborhood if you see that all the signs are in Spanish. (Too much?)

Nah. I'm good.