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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Mama Grizzly-tard

Sarah Palin is so fucking retarded that she makes me so retarded that I can't even think of a more eloquent way to articulate how retarded she is. Watch this clip from yesterday's The Daily Show and prepare to feel rocking-back-and-forth-on-your-bathroom-floor-in-fetal-position discouraged about the potential future of our country. If she ever gets elected to any meaningful, federal office by a majority of voters, then we get what we deserve. Seriously, she is so so dumb! Look how proud she is to have learned the word "adverse!" Watch and cringe:

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  1. Oh my god, she is so fucking stupid. Ugh ugh ugh I hate her so much. I hate her stupid face and her stupid red suit jackets and her glasses and all her catch phrases and just every fucking thing about her.

  2. Few things in this world annoy me more than catch phrases. That truly epitomizes appealing to the lowest common denominator. The worst is when you hear Palin supporters talk about why they like her, and they repeat her retard-catch-phrase talking points!

  3. I absolutely agree. That's why she uses them, because they're bite-size and easy for stupid people to remember and repeat.

  4. Do you think she's actually smart enough to realize that and specifically target the idiots that way, or do you think she's so dumb herself she likes the way it sounds, and it works on her, so she keeps repeating it?

  5. I think it's the latter. She's probably got some publicist who tells her to say that shit and she's too dumb to think for herself so she just goes along with it. The same publicist is probably the one who told her to wear red all the fucking time and do her hair in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY every day. God, she's like a cartoon. She always looks the same and she has her very own catchphrases, like Bart Simpson with "Eat my shorts."