The Law of Averages

"If a hot mom is just too old for you, and her hot daughter is just too young for you...it balances out if you hook up with both of them at the same time, right?"  --Anonymous

[For the record, the picture is a joke.  I am not attracted to toddlers (yet).  If you can't take a joke, you probably shouldn't be reading this blog.  Fuck off.]