I saw this black dude hitting on these three chubby white chicks the other day (God bless him), and he goes to one of them, "Girl, you too fine to not have no boyfriend." And I thought to myself, "That's a double negative." And then I thought to myself, "No fair. White guys can't get away with that shit. That was awesome!" But then I thought, "Hmm...I guess that's actually more than fair, given the amount of racism black people have had to endure in this country. I don't think I'd be willing to trade; randomly getting pulled over and beaten by the police for no good reason just to have the ability to be really direct with women? . . . Nah. I'll shut up now.
