Just saw one of those new prescription drug commercials. It asked, "Are you a 45-year-old male who doesn't feel like he used to? No energy for those 18 holes? No more passion for women like you had? No fun for dancing?" Then they went on to say, "You may be suffering from a condition called, 'Low Testosterone,' or 'Low T.'"
No shit! You're 45! Of course you don't feel like you used to! Of course your testosterone levels are dropping! They're supposed to! That's not a condition, it just is! Enjoy your newfound freedom from obsessing over sex 24 hours a day, and get some reading done, or something. Jesus.