|I'm the one on the right...|
I took this Southeast Asia trip I've been referencing with my best friend of over 20 years, and we were laughing about how everyone who sees us traveling together, just the two of us, probably assumes we're gay, especially given how close we are...and how we posed for a million pictures in matching, bright-colored hoodies while staying at a honeymoon-type resort in Koh Samui. Whatever. Shut up. It was beautiful. Anyway, we're laughing about it and he goes, "We're so not gay." Then he pauses and gets serious, "...We're not gay, right?" What an idiot.