|Now there's something I can get behind...|
I was talking to a friend the other day, and he said something stupid, so I said, "That's gay." Some passerby had the balls to say to me, "You know, you shouldn't say that because--"
So I cut her off, "--Let me stop you there. Ask me how much I care that you were nosy enough to eavesdrop on a private conversation and then be bothered by a guy who, himself, wore a Legalize Gay T-shirt last weekend to support the cause, though he himself is not gay."
She stuttered for a second and made some feeble attempt to salvage her pride with something along the lines of, "Well...I'm just saying..." To which I replied, "We're done here."