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| "Inspector Todd, that's how big the tranny's butthole was!" |
My little brother was mocking my belief that women's buttholes are exclusively vestigial because they do not make poopies, so he texted me, "God. I can't wait for if and when you move in with a girl, and she gets explosive diarrhea. You can call me on that glorious day!"
So I wrote back, "I will. . . . Because I'll need a place to stay."
Here's how it's going to go...
ReplyDeleteYou move in together, and because she knows you have this weird thing about "poopies" she'll always turn on the shower/sink so you can't hear what's going on. THEN after some time she will stop. Since you live together and she's probably heard you taking care of your business on a daily basis she just won't give a fuck if you hear her dropping a load. Unfortunately for you she's smart and at this point she'll already have a ring on her finger since you think she's super non pooper and you'll be SHIT outta luck! ha
Well, duh, you just solved the problem right there: don't buy her no ring, 'ey!
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