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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

I Might As Well Get An Ed Hardy T-Shirt While I'm At It

I recently caved and got a Blackberry because my old flip phone finally died on me...may she rest in peace. I instantly became a douche. It was incredible. There was no adjustment period or gradual, Kafkaesque metamorphosis. I'm on it constantly, I'm rude as hell whenever people are around, and I'm perpetually unaware of my surroundings. I really hope the novelty wears off soon, because otherwise, I am going to plunge to cavernous depths of self-loathing...


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  2. please dont put that mental image (you in an ed hardy t-shirt) in my mind ever again!!!

  3. It's got rhinestones on it, too . . . and it's tight. T-shiiirrrttt tttiiiimmmeeee . . .