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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Por, No?

I have a female friend who was telling me and a buddy that all women like porn. We argued that 100% of men like porn, whether they admit it or not, and agreed that a much higher percentage of women than admit it enjoy porn, but not all.

So, if my female readers can please, anonymously if you prefer, comment on this post and honestly report whether you do or do not like porn, I'd be much obliged. This is for science people, so even if you don't normally comment, which is most of you, please do so now. I fully recognize that this isn't a significant sample size, but if even one of you says you honestly don't like porn, then it proves my point. Thank you...

Oh, and if you're a guy who honestly does not like porn, then please comment, too. . . though you're obviously lying.

12 comments:

  1. Porn = awesome!
    JP

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  2. All women may like porn, but the thing is we don't like ALL porn. There's just some stuff that may work for you guys that is downright boring/bad that just doesn't do it for us.. Not that we don't like watching bad porn for the amusement factor. Hell, I love sites like efuckt as much as my male counterparts, but it isn't used as an arousal method. We are complicated creatures my friend.
    NV

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  3. I like porn and I second NV's explanation.

    Now I have a question for you: Why do guys watch porn with their friends in groups? That's weird.

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  4. I had no idea guys watched porn in groups. This is the first I'm hearing of that. You know weird guys.

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  5. What! I'm calling bull on you. Every guy who I've had the kind of friendship where I could ask this has confirmed that they have watched porn with their friends. Not every night, but as an event, like debuting the Paris Hilton tape.

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  6. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be embarrassed if I did that; I'd let you know. Didn't realize that was a phenomenon. Why would I want to get a boner I can't do anything about in the midst of a group of males? That sounds retarded.

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  7. Furthermore, who gives a shit about Paris Hilton? Even naked. She's disgusting. I'd totally bang Kim Kardashian, though. Love that butt...

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  8. "Why would I want to get a boner I can't do anything about in the midst of a group of males?" That's my question to the guys I know! But apparently it's not about getting a boner, it's about entertainment. Again, so weird. If you watch porn without its intent (arousal), it's gross and depressing.

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  9. JJ, I call bull too! We all sat around and watched the work of that porn star you met over July 4th together!

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  10. That wasn't a planned activity! I met the girl at the pool, and we had to verify her story! It's not like we all sat around and proceded to watch porn and have a circle jerk.

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  11. girl who watches porn right here. i'm not an addict, but i love it. from the regular stuff to the kinky, crazy, dirty, weird stuff. the type of girls I know who SAY they don't watch it are the same type of guys I know who SAY they don't watch it. The religious type. But we all know they watch the weirdest stuff out of anyone.

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