If I Had A Million Dollars...

Recently, my friend was asking me what I'd do if I got an assload of money, and my first response made me realize how strange I actually am. I said I'd find a way to play with a tiger cub, a baby chimp, and wolf puppies (cubs, whatever). This was the first thing I thought to do if someone handed me a suitcase of cash. That can't be normal. Apparently I have an odd obsession with exotic baby animals...