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Wednesday, September 8, 2010


*Guess what? If you can't get your carry-on bag into the overhead compartment on your own, then you can't carry it on. Sorry. I'm not your fucking butler just because I have a penis and you didn't want to wait for your bag after the flight. Start working out, or become more appealing to men. Either way, don't talk to me.

*If you are physically attractive, this does not apply to you.


  1. so basically you ARE a butler if your penis tells you that you are.

  2. you just called out any poor girl that cant lift her luggages' excuse to talk to a half decent looking guy on a plane... its my not fault that thing weights more than what i can lift!