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Thursday, September 2, 2010

I Hear Barry Bonds Knows A Guy Who Knows A Guy

Seriously, does anyone watch the WNBA? Enough already. Experiment failed. Next idea.

Suggestion: legalize steroids and HGH in women's sports. Then maybe things could get interesting. If I saw a 'roid-raging chick with meaty lats, a hairy back, and shriveled raisin-testicles shatter the glass backboard while dunking in someone's face, I'd watch.

Side note: God is totally going to punish me with a daughter who plays like twelve different sports...

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