You know what I realized the other day? I generally won't jaywalk if there are kids around. Just in case they're not paying any attention (which is pretty much their default setting) and run out into the street because they peripherally see me start to go.
See, I'm not all bad. Life is like prison; there's a hierarchy. Like, in a prison of murderers and thieves, they can still find the moral high ground to pass judgment on the lowly child molesters . . . and rape them.