On my most recent flight from NY to LA, the two flight attendants in my section were Chris Farley and Marla Hooch. Seriously, there needs to be some sort of size limit for this position, because if you can't walk through the aisle without shattering my scapula, even when my shoulder is
not protruding into the aisle...then you're too big for your job. Sorry.
If you absolutely feel you
need to be in a job that prizes diffusion of responsibility and lacks human warmth and compassion, while still allowing you to be unhealthily overweight, may I suggest postal worker? . . . Or bank teller, or TSA employee, or a whole host of other bureaucratic positions in local or federal government...
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