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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Waiting List

Lunch is served.

I went to a little cafe for lunch recently, and when I got there, the hostess seemed baffled by my presence as she proclaimed, "There's a wait list, sir."  Really?  A wait list?  That's a little self-important, don't you think?  It's just a wait.  A wait list implies it's going to take a year and possibly several deaths before I'll have the opportunity to receive what I'm requesting.  There was literally one couple in front of me.


  1. you went to lunch alone? in L.A.? The world frowns upon you and your type!!!

  2. Who says I was alone? I don't like to go sit and eat alone; I get overwhelmed by my observations of the general public's retardation...