Pantsless Girl > Fat Me

I just hung my jeans over my bathroom door because it rained today and the bottoms are wet, but when I looked at them, it depressed me to see how fucking wide they were. So I actually got up and folded the sides under a little, and now it looks like some skinny girl left her jeans hanging on my door. I gotta say, I feel much better now. Feeling like a bottomless chick might pop out of my bathroom at any moment definitely beats feeling like a fat fuck.