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Sunday, January 24, 2010

You're So Vain; You Probably Think This Post Is About You

It is . . . if you're a r'tard with a personalized license plate. Came across a few new vanity plates that I needed to share with you:

1. EDS ETKT - First rule of etiquette, Ed, don't get a personalized license plate.

2. E5SCAPE - Yes, that's the number "5" and the letter "S." This jackass was driving a Miata. Hey, buddy, I hope if you get in a car accident, you don't E5SCAPE the fiery wreckage of your crumpled toy car.

3. FITGRMA - Disgusting. I don't want to associate a grandma with anything anatomical. Now you're assaulting my intellect and my gag reflex. Die already. You're old, and your body's leathery and gross.

3 comments:

  1. Thank you for spelling "r'tard" correctly.

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  2. So you're saying you're not going to support my Butters vanity plates?!? Hater.

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  3. I might have to be okay with BUTTERS plates...but only if you spell it badly on purpose so that the whole thing is ironic.

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