You're Not That Attractive

This "doppelganger week" on Facebook is getting out of hand. For those of you fortunate enough not to have wasted brain space on learning what this is, let me ruin that for you and explain. You're "supposed to" change your Facebook profile picture to a picture of a celebrity who you resemble. But, what really happens is, ugly girls change their profile pictures to photos of celebrities they don't actually look anything like but really wish they did. They find one similar feature and cling to it. Fat chicks find an actress with their same hair color and big tits, Asians put up a picture of Lucy Liu, and redheads . . . well, there aren't any attractive redheads. So yet again, those poor gingers get the short end of the stick . . .