Deception

I've been saying it for years! Women lure men in through massive deception. Makeup: your skin's not that smooth. Heels: you're not that tall. Padded/push-up bras: your titties ain't that good! And that's what the average girl does! Then there are the girls with the fake tanner, and the colored contacts, and the bleached hair, and the breast implants... What about you is real?!

Anyway, this girl agrees with me...only she's much funnier about it: