The Tide Has Turned

Well, they've finally done it.  The Chinese have finally surpassed the United States of America as the world's greatest super power.  Congrats, fellas.  Check this out (if you're receiving this via email, please go to the website to watch the following video or else the comments that follow will make no sense):



Man, I could probably watch that thing on a loop for, like, an hour...without sound, of course.  Forget science and math scores!  They've out-shittied us on the infomercial front while simultaneously encouraging their next generation to out-whore us.  Those are the true measures of a prosperous democracy.  We're done for!

(Thanks, Shirsies!)