Skinny Sticks

I figured out why Asians are so skinny; I finally put it together...  Chopsticks!  Done.  Game over.  Mystery solved.  A) You can only pick up a little bit of food at a time, so the whole process of eating a meal becomes way more taxing.  You're only gonna eat what you need if you have to work for it, plus, your stomach has the necessary time to send the "sated" signal to your brain.  B) Our American utensils enable us to shovel heaping mounds of fried food into our gaping maws at alarming rates.  Look at American-Asian girls; a little more meat on those bones, no?  No FAS (Flat-Ass Syndrome) anymore . . . and I love it.