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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Michael Gay

Is it just me, or does Michael Bay suck ass? Seriously, how does this guy keep getting work? He is so goddamn rich off of shitty movies with underdeveloped plots, that use excruciatingly long action sequences and over-the-top special effects as a crutch. Every one of his movies looks exactly the same. Let me guess: there's gonna be tattered American flag, waving gently in the wind, with the sun peeking through it from behind, as the hero slowly and defiantly stands up, as we look up at him from the ground while spinning around him. Get a new trick, jackass.

1 comment:

  1. If it makes you feel any better, while the name is vaguely familiar, I have no clue who Michael Bay is.