Sunday, April 18, 2010
So my friend made out with an Indian chick the other night, and on the ride home he goes to me, "I kissed her, and I'm pretty sure I tasted curry." So I said, "I'm pretty sure that's the most racist thing you've ever said. I think I have to put that on The Curmudgeon." And he goes, "No, but I'm being totally serious... Put that in there, too."