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Friday, April 9, 2010

That's So Abba

My brother just bought an apartment in New York City, and bought a new king size bed with fancy, expensive, high-thread-count bedding. When he showed our father the newly purchased, nicely made bed, our father looked it over and said, in his thick Israeli accent, "Ooh-wah. The first one it's gotta be special here. It can't be just any bitch..."


  1. Hah! that's sooo Shmuel....

  2. when you get the bitch, lets see her, im intrigued... p.s? what thread count? ha