Friday, April 9, 2010
That's So Abba
My brother just bought an apartment in New York City, and bought a new king size bed with fancy, expensive, high-thread-count bedding. When he showed our father the newly purchased, nicely made bed, our father looked it over and said, in his thick Israeli accent, "Ooh-wah. The first one it's gotta be special here. It can't be just any bitch..."