Public Enemies

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I feel like we missed a major opportunity here. We had an annoying, unfunny redhead, the loathsome Progressive Auto Insurance whore, and an ugly, utterly uncute, looks-like-it-just-got-pulled-out-of-a-back-alley-dumpster mutt all in the same place at once. That's like getting Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong-il, and bin Laden all in one room and not blowing it up! They all detract from the quality of life equally. In fact, I would argue that the Progressive Insurance commercials negatively affect my life way more frequently. Awful commercial actors are totally analogous to murderous oppressors...