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Friday, January 21, 2011

ACCENTuate The Positive...Or Negative. Whatever.

Accents are amplifiers.  What I mean by that is, if you're hot, an accent (Southern, British, Columbian...pretty much every accent except a Russian one) makes you so much hotter!  Think about when you meet a cute girl with an accent and you tell your friends about her.  Her accent is one of the first things you mention: "Dude, she has this super hot Tanzanian accent!"  Buuut...if someone's ugly and annoying, an accent makes them even more unbearable: "OMG, he sounds like Sling Blade."

So you see, accents are amplifiers.  Whatever you makes you more that.

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