Friday, January 28, 2011
Marty McFly Had One, And That Was The 80's!
A.) You couldn't handle extra-dimensional locomotion even if they did have flying cars, you entitled, never-invented-anything-yourself couch potato. You can't even handle operating an automobile in a planar milieu, so calm yourself about commandeering a jet-propelled motor vehicle. (I think that made sense.)
B.) Oh, wait. They do have flying cars. They're called planes and helicopters. That's what a flying car is. What makes a car a car? Wheels? Planes and helicopters both have those and can drive. The technology exists, we just don't all have personal helicopters, or "flying cars," as you call them, because, in a rare display of common sense, legislators know better than to let that happen (see letter A). Now work on learning how to use a fucking blinker for a change...