Books on Tape

I hate the new book-on-tape craze. Mostly because I hate when people who listened to the book on tape talk like they actually read the book. Eh. That feels like cheating to me. That's like if you go to a Thai massage parlor, pay for the "happy ending," and then tell your wife you jerked off. No you didn't. You had someone do it for you. And that, my friend, is cheating.