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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Drunk Retards

I hate these new beer bottles/cans that turn blue when they're cold. (I won't even say the company's name because I don't want to give them the free publicity--for all 12 of you who actually read this.) Does this strike anyone else as a completely unnecessary invention? How about this invention: a law that says, if you're too drunk or stupid to be able to figure out the temperature of your beverage without a color-coded receptacle, then you get dragged out into the street and shot in the face.

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