I Gots Jokes...

Sorry for the lack of recent posts. Just got back home tonight and am exhausted. Here are a couple of jokes I heard while I was away to tide you over:

--A Chinese couple is hooking up and the guy goes, "I wanna sixty-nine." The girl goes, "You want the beef and broccoli?!"

--What did the black guy get on his SAT's? . . . BBQ sauce.

--What's the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? . . . There are twenty of them.