I was out with someone recently, and I was saying how, in some ways, it would be awesome to be gay. Not in the ways where you struggle with your identity as a teenager in a world where homosexuality is generally discussed derisively, or hate yourself because your church tells you you're going to hell . . . but in the way that I live in West Hollywood, and any time I wanted to I could probably just go up the street and get a blow-J from a dude with a really good body.
And she goes, "Yeah, that's why they all have AIDS." . . . Wow.