Speaking of Old, Wrinkly Hags...

I was talking to my friend recently about the depressing notion that you'll probably get tired of banging whoever you marry, especially when she gets old, and sun-spotted, and wrinkly. I mean, as a guy, if you marry someone your own age, when you and your wife are both 55 or so, and you can still get chicks in their 30's . . . I'm just saying, it's a sad thought. And I'm not saying that just because you can you should or will even want to, for that matter. But, the point is, this wonderful quote came out of the conversation: "I hope my sex drive dies before my wife gets really old and wrinkly..."