So, I was tutoring one of my students in Chemistry the other day, and he exhaled, put his pen down on the desk, stopped working, and looked up at me, pensively.
ME: What's up?
STUDENT: You ever wonder what humans taste like?
He then proceeded to tell me about how he wants to make a pact with someone in which they agree to include in their wills that whichever of them dies first will let the other eat him.
Sometimes I enjoy what I do...