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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

That Shit Is Bananas . . . B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

How amazing is it that ripe bananas peel so easily/perfectly? Think about this compared to how annoying so many other fruits are to get into, like oranges or coconuts. Then think about all the other ones that are easy to eat, like apples or blueberries, but aren't protected and need to be washed prior to consumption. But not the banana. Just pick it up, peel back the skin, and eat. Even if your hands were covered in excrement--because you're disgusting--you could still hold a banana in its easy-to-remove casing and eat away, while not having to eat shit. We take them for granted. Appreciate.


  1. You're not a member of the Kirk Cameron Church of Stupid, are you?

  2. "When you pull the tab, the contents don't squirt in your face." Amazing. I might have to put this up. But seriously, AiE . . . don't you dare ever compare me to KC ever again . . . even if his sister did have a nice rack for a 13-year-old. See, further proof there's no god; he would've surely struck me down for that comment, right? Oh, wait, no, the Bible has old men banging barely pubescent girls all the time. Never mind.

  3. Aw, you know I heart you, even if you do have a crush on DJ Tanner. ♥