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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Eat, Pray, Die Already

The sheer existence of Eat, Pray, Love as an entity annoys me enough as is, but if you buy the copy of the book that has Julia Roberts on the cover, you deserve to suffer a death by paper cuts from that very copy of the book...


  1. I am so fucking sick of Eat, Pray, Love. I worked for a book distributor when it came out, and as soon as I saw the damn thing I knew it was never going to go away and was going to be wildly popular among the kind of women I can't stand.

  2. did i tell you that i'm writing a memoir about my spiritual journey? it shall be called, "shit, shower, shave."

    i think there's room for a sequel too, "wallet, keys, spectacles, testicles."

  3. Haha. Awesome. I wrote a very similar novella entitled, "Shit & Shower." . . . I'm not much for shaving.