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Monday, November 23, 2009

Mrpphh Grrrrmm Brrrbph

Sorry. My lips were wrapped around the barrel of a firearm. Seriously, every time I think they can't possibly come up with shittier movie premises . . . they do. Have you seen the previews for this calamity called Did You Hear About the Morgans? (I've obviously provided it for you, if not.) It's this new piece of shit starring Sarah Jessica Veiny Parker and Hugh Romantic Comedy Grant (ugh!).

Even their attempt at a cutesy little tagline was completely uncreative and utterly unfunny (check the 1:10 mark of the below clip), "The Morgans will have to go to the middle of nowhere . . . before they get somewhere . . . with each other . . ." How fucking stupid is that?! Who got paid to come up with that line?! "Ahhh yeeeaaah. Let's say 'nowhere,' then pause dramatically before contrasting it with 'somewhere.' That'll be awesome! Everyone will wanna go see it!"


  1. I liked this movie better when it was called "For Richer or Poorer" and starred Kirstie Alley and Tim Allen. They go live with the Amish. Actually, I didn't even really like it that much back then - can't Hollywood think up anything new??

  2. I will watch this bootlegged because I love a shitty trainwreck to take my mind off my own problems before bed. I'll pass out angry that the world is full of people stupid enough to spend money on that shit instead of thinking about my own issues.