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Thursday, June 3, 2010

The End of Slurpees

Imagine the attacks of 9-11 had instead transpired on July 11th. Think about it . . .

An addendum: Several people didn't get this one, so I'll explain... If the attacks of September 11th had occurred on July 11th, we'd be referring to 7-11 instead of 9-11. 7-11 is the name of a popular convenience store. So every time George W. "Fuckwit" Bush spouted off about "the terrorists on 7-11," the international monolith known as 7-11 would be getting bad press, which would then have probably forced them to change the name on their stores. That's all.


  1. That is funny for too many different reasons!!!!

  2. It's sad that you had to explain that.

  3. Let's be honest here...given the essence of the blog, I, of all people, should've known that this would need further explanation. I blame myself, but thank you for the support, ladies...