Watch this preview for the upcoming Marmaduke feature. Please watch until the end because that's when it gets really good:
What the fuck?! This is not funny! In any way! Who thought, "Hmmm, I think it's time to bring Marmaduke back into the social consciousness. The kids have really been clamoring for Marmaduke." . . . Right, since they all read newspapers and know who Marmaduke is. Fucking. Retarded. I've broached this with a handful of people since first having my brain stabbed by this preview last week, and they all say, "It's a kids' movie," like that's a defense, or something. Just because it's for kids, doesn't mean it's required to suck. Up was good, Jungle Book was good, Dumbo was good, Finding Nemo was good . . . Can we at least try to not make the next generation dumber than the moronic, spoiled, ungrateful, vapid one that's floating through high school right now? Please?