I Guess It's Called Hogwarts for A Reason

I think the message is pretty clear here: if you're such a nerd that you become obese while sitting at home masturbating to fantasies of you winning the MVP of your Quidditch league, then let this serve as a reminder that you're unhealthily fat. Do something about it for your own good, and stop blaming other people for not catering to your unwieldiness: http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-harry-potter-fans-deemed-too-heavy-for-wizarding-world-ride.html