Trial by Fire...crotch

Last week alone I saw four attractive redheads! That's gotta be a record, considering that, prior to last week, I'd only seen, like, three over the course of the entire rest of my life . . . total. I think God is trying to lure me into having ginger offspring as punishment for all the terrible things I've said about those pale, freckle-faced freak shows. I'm not falling for your tricks, God! I'm onto you!