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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

"The Marriage Bed"

Speaking of females getting shafted...

Girls don't fart or shit. Period. This is non-negotiable.

But my buddies made a good point about this double standard: since guys are the ones always trying to get laid, and women are more often the ones withholding, wouldn't you think it would be the other way around? Wouldn't women be able to fart openly while guys had to pretend they don't? But, thank god that's not the case, eh. I don't know how we tricked you again, but we did...

(Special thanks to Rosencock and Curry Puff...)


  1. haha....they do fart, its just that flower petals and video game tokens come out.

  2. Video game tokens?! You bleddy sicko.

  3. Haha, you all did trick us you silly devils. You keep doing that! Maybe you can demystify how y'all tricked so many women into going out with men way uglier than them??? More posts about girls, please... they make me laugh. :)