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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

God Bless...

This woman cut me off in traffic the other day, and, ironically, her bumper sticker read, "God bless the whole world. No exceptions."

Ugh. Seriously? Even if there were a God, who would have any reverence for that undiscerning a piece of shit?! He blesses everyone? Regardless of what they do? That sounds pretty "socialist" to me, Tea Bagger. What incentive do assholes have to be good, then?

So I ran her off the road...and her car exploded...with her in it. Where's her god now?


  1. Thanks! Definitely appreciate it. Please pass it on so I can offend people on a grander scale...

  2. Funny stuff, AND you're quite prolific. I'm following!

  3. Thanks, man! Spread the word! Apparently I never run out of things to complain about. Some lucky girl's gonna be in for a lifetime of awesomeness with me...