This woman cut me off in traffic the other day, and, ironically, her bumper sticker read, "God bless the whole world. No exceptions."
Ugh. Seriously? Even if there were a God, who would have any reverence for that undiscerning a piece of shit?! He blesses everyone? Regardless of what they do? That sounds pretty "socialist" to me, Tea Bagger. What incentive do assholes have to be good, then?
So I ran her off the road...and her car exploded...with her in it. Where's her god now?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Haha. Loving this blog.
ReplyDeleteThanks! Definitely appreciate it. Please pass it on so I can offend people on a grander scale...
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff, AND you're quite prolific. I'm following!
ReplyDeleteThanks, man! Spread the word! Apparently I never run out of things to complain about. Some lucky girl's gonna be in for a lifetime of awesomeness with me...
ReplyDelete