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Monday, March 22, 2010

Nah, It's Okay. Keep It On.

As you get older, you learn more and more about yourself and what you like. You know what I've realized about myself? When hooking up with a girl, I think I prefer one item of clothing to remain on her rather than her being completely naked. A T-shirt. Some high socks. Or even better, just a skirt. Nice. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the illusion of urgency? Like, she wanted me so badly she didn't even have time to get all her clothes off. Yeah, I know, I'm pretty sure that's not true, either, but this is all going on at a subconscious level anyway, so let's leave it be...

One note: it might be better for her to be completely naked the first time you hook up, just so you know what you're getting yourself into. You know, no hiding stuff.


  1. Big fat ditto on that one 'mudgeon. Never really took it so far as the "why"? But that makes a lot of sense. Could also be that sometimes, things that hold in place can be more attractive than things flopping around.

  2. Thanks, D. Hopefully, though, I won't be needing to hold anyone's anything in place until I'm 80 and banging my 50 year-old-wife who's just started to let herself go. Wow. I really am going to burn in the fiery pits of hell, huh.

  3. 30 yrs. is huge gap! I'm sure she wouldn't want to see or hold anything that touches their knees...good luck with that!