An Exercise in Futility

I saw some guy violently cough today, and to cover his mouth, he closed one fist and held it about 4-5 inches away from his mouth. He's not the first I've seen do this. If you cough and hold your fist five inches from your pie-hole, that doesn't count as covering your mouth! If this is what you do, try this: take a removable shower head, point it at your computer, hold your fist five inches from the nozzle, and turn on the water for one quick blast. Let me know how that works out for your computer, you Swine Flu propagating degenerate.